da kid up in toronto takin a CELTA class so i can move out to da motherland spain an teach some yung seeds bout teachin our fine language that we speakin namean. im talmbout english namtalmbout. CELTA be certified by the good whiteboys over at cambridge so u already no this shit been official playa. neway dis blog gona detail my exploits in this great city of toronto namean. talmbout the homeboy drake from hear and the homeboy spacghostpurrrp up in a mothafucka 2 ya herd? my boy rik mendez big ups shout tha kid out bout dude lass night so u already no da kid ashton be up on the up and up wit the local gossip anshit. so nuff introductionin da kid yung mike kelso gona get rite in it ya dig. no homo
today was the first day classes namtalmbout. met da other 5 candidate kids for that CELTA certificate and like 31 kids yours truly and those other suckas i just aforementioned gona be teachin ight. most of em out my age range 2 which pretty good actually cus the kid aint wana get distrac or nothin but this 1 tiny type real thick tho cuban girl be like 17 was like eyin ya boy real close like. tryna get wit this but ima keep it professional tho yadig. im serious bout this shit yo i gota be teachin dudes how to speak english talmbout yung kids in the ghettoized ass countries like da homeland spain namean.
up on that subway dis mornin my suspenders caught all on a bitch and yo she fliped on my foreal. i thought these toronto ass type dudes was actually pretty friendly anshit but yo she bust a brain nut up on me not in a good way too no homo. so she all pissed but im sittin nex 2 her now aint tryna make enemies i mean the kid ashton jus got 2 this city yo so i turn round and im like yo im sorry lady and she all talkin to me wit that "you should be" ish that jus cold as a fool tho. so i look at girl wit them cute dsquared goggles talmbout "should i?" and she laugh and forgave me. makin friends yo. but on the real dont act like u aint no the kid ashton so charismatic man this shit is criminal fam. imean yo foreal if obama gave nobel peace prizes to dudes that jus got charisma drippin from they buttcheeks no homo i aint even would hadda take a CELTA yadig. id jus be noble prize winnin spennin the nobel prize money in some exotic luxurious type location like the bahama islands b. getin allcharismatic wit a waitress like usual. movin on doe.
so yo case ima mention dudes the CELTA instructor names is david and patrick. should been david goliatih cause that biblical type shit mad dudes relate to it namean like the pope and type dudes. and the cardigan up in milan or whatever dude church called but i holla tho. patrick this asian type dude and david from da motherland UK namean wit that thick ass UK accent. and iaint mean ukraine dog, lke the foreal britain. get wit it
anyway da homeboy patrick taught us yung seedz mandarin to give us a teachin demo and da most beautiful kid ashton heated up some pizza in a microwave for linch wit sum goat cheese and spinach all on it and some sundry tomatoes man that ish delish. end of the day we met mad student type dudes we gona teach in prepearation for teachin the yung seeds out in spain namean. homeboy victor from russia aint speak nothin for english and dude like 65 but dude my favorite cause he funny as ish doe.
neway u already no the beautiful kid ashton got mad ish 2do so i boucned out that sucka soons the times up and hit up that freshco namean. thats where ima be buyin all my foodstuffs for yall aint already no. got sum clementines and chererios (for tha heart namean) and spaghettis and da sauce 2 go wit it too cause the boy throough namean and some no homo milk and sum soymilk 2 for gettin big up at the gym amean. and some peanut butter and some reagular buter and sum fish sticks n ketchup chips and cheickn nugets u no. n sum oj and sum tonic water for the malaria in dis city its a real prollem. but on the real my imune system can take it im jus tryna take no chances namean take no prisoners. and some bread an some other ish but iaint tryna bore yall man im 2 beautiful 2be talmbout foodstuffs neway so less move on 2 the more innerestin type ish namean.
actualy i think i talked bout all that stuff fromt oday so check out the milk in torototo is homo loooool but imean i aint drink this homo type milk i got some serious no homo type milk of course. not that theres anything wrong wit homo but it aint my style namean. but irespect it no doubt. no homo
&how tha kid gona finsih all this checkin nuggets da world will never no. shits a mystery fam. like da pyrimads namean. deep emotiona l type shit namean. an shit taste like pork 2 and i no cuz i used 2 eat pork way back wen i was a yung seed n didnt no better. but now i do an da sexy kid ashton even check the box label after i started eatin dudes cause i wana be sure i aint eatin anykind of swine dig. the dude already ate like 17 of these yo.
neway hit yall up tmo or somethin
Ashton
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